A new bard has stumbled onto the scene, lute clutched tightly in clammy palms. This is my first-ever blog post, and I'm about as prepared as a "Sam" (whether Gamgee or Tarly) facing a dragon (either Smaug or Balerion).
Now, before you click away in search of more seasoned storytellers, let me tell you a little about the curious creature behind the keyboard. For the past twenty years, I've navigated the legal labyrinth, wrangling contracts and arguing cases. Picture a courtroom wizard, wielding legalese spells and conjuring justice with a well-placed objection (think Gandalf, but with less flowing robes and more rumpled suits).
However, after moonlighting for years in the fictional realm, enjoying tales of fantastical creatures and epic battles, I've decided to step out of the legal shadows and into the sun-dappled meadows of storytelling. So, here I am, a fledgling SFF writer, blinking and bewildered by the vastness of the online literary world.
But fear not, dear readers, for I come not with pronouncements from a mountaintop, but with the ramblings of a fellow wanderer. Think of this blog as my personal tavern, a cozy haven where we can raise goblets of imagination and share stories, both real and imagined.
Now, let's address the elephant in the room (or maybe it's a griffin). What makes me, a seasoned attorney with four rambunctious kids and a mortgage the size of a dragon's hoard, qualified to talk about fantasy writing? Well, my friends, that's the beauty of this journey. I'm not here to preach, but to explore. I'm a student, eager to learn from your wisdom and share my own stumbling steps along the way.
Think of me as the bard in the corner, strumming a slightly off-key tune but pouring my heart into it. I might not know all the chords, but I guarantee the lyrics will be heartfelt and the stories, well, let's just say they'll be interesting. Prepare for detours into lawyerly humor (yes, it exists), philosophical rabbit holes, and moments of pure, unadulterated geekery.
So, grab your imaginary mugs (or real ones, if you prefer) and settle in. We'll delve into the world of writing, dissect the latest fantasy releases and our all-time favorites, and maybe even invent some new creatures along the way. Who knows, you might stumble upon a writing prompt, a hilarious legal anecdote, or even a recipe for the perfect dragon stew (metaphorical, of course).
Remember, this is a journey of discovery, not a destination. I may trip over metaphors, mispronounce magical incantations, and occasionally get lost in my own imagination. But I promise to bring humor, honesty, and a genuine love for all things fantastical.
So, if you're looking for a polished, perfect blog, you've come to the wrong tavern. But if you're up for an adventure, a laugh, and the occasional legal analogy applied to fictional dragons (because why not?), then pull up a chair. Who knows what stories we might weave together?
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any spontaneous dragon-taming attempts, existential crises induced by philosophical musings, or sudden cravings for elven pastries. Enter at your own risk, and may the stories be ever in your favor!
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